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[Intro]
C G D Em
C G D D


[Verse]
G                           Em
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
G                            Em
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
C                        G
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      D
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
G                           Em
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
G                                   Em
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
C                        G
This molded silicone has got me begging please
D
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               C            G
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
D                 Em
Send your asshole into shock
         C             G
You need horse cock of course-cock
D
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
G                         Em
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
G                        Em
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
C                           G
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
D
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          C          G
As I take more cock, horse cock
D                 Em
Shut the door and turn the lock
   C           G
Is your cock a horse cock?
D
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               C            G
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
D             Em
Rub my dick inside a sock
C               G
Don't stop now, horse cock
D
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          C           G
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
D Em
(scatting)
C           G
Horse cock, horse cock
D D
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)